that magical moment where it feels like some benevolent spirit granted you an hour because you thought you had to be somewhere earlier abd then you realize you were being dumb/ thank the hogfather and great A’tuin this paper may actually get done

I know you all, and will awhile uphold 
The unyoked humour of your idleness. 
Yet herein will I imitate the sun, 
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds 
To smother up his beauty from the world, 
That when he please again to be himself, 
Being wanted, he may be more wondered at 
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists 
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him. 
If all the year were playing holidays, 
To sport would be as tedious as to work; 
But when they seldom come, they wished-for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents. 
So, when this loose behaviour I throw off 
And pay the debt I never promisèd, 
By how much better than my word I am, 
By so much shall I falsify men’s hopes; 
And like bright metal on a sullen ground, 
My reformation, glitt’ring o’er my fault, 
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes 
Than that which hath no foil to set it off. 
I’ll so offend to make offence a skill, 
Redeeming time when men think least I will.

davids-high-kick:

spookysataan:

kurlozskellington:

dead-provocative-bro:

doooddd

I freaking love him.



He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.
He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.
Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-7-greatest-_true_-johnny-depp-stories-ever-told/joanne
and he also lent his voice to Mike, a man who couldn’t speak, in an Episode of this American Life titled “Escape”

but what if i just took a nap in the grass and slept through my exam and forgot about papers?

you know when you wish you could just tell your professor what you would do if you were motivated and get graded on that…



shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruelalmost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

bibliobimbo:

in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

(via daemon-sadi)